RumsPwned!

November 8th, 2006

Donald Rumsfeld, architect of America’s war in Iraq, has lost his job. In Ancient Rome, they would place the architects inside the buildings they designed when they pulled scaffolding away from the walls. If it was designed poorly, the architect was no more. Rumsfeld should feel lucky he gets to stay alive. (I’m alluding to the disaster in Iraq, a product of his architectural skills). As my fellow Counter-Strike friends would say, Rumsfeld got pajowned.

The President told reporters in Washington that the tactics in Iraq are constantly changing and need constant reassessment, but challenged his newly empowered Democrat critics to come up with answers on the way forward.

On a serious note, let’s hope the two parties can work together for the remainder of the “Dick and Bush” show.

11 Responses to “RumsPwned!”

  1. Chris said:

    November 9th, 2006 at 3:08 am

    “On a serious note, let’s hope the two parties can work together for the remainder of the “Dick and Bush” show”

    Was that statement a sign of misguided optimism or are you f***ing joking?

    The Democrats don’t want to get along and aren’t even going to make the attempt. They’re going to spend the next two years doing everything they can to impeach Bush, and it’s going to get incredibly nasty.

    I’ve been watching these guys my entire life and know how they operate.

    Don’t you at all remember how they behaved after Republicans took over in 1994?

    The Republians may have their faults, but at least they aren’t childish.

  2. ramdac said:

    November 9th, 2006 at 6:54 am

    “Was that statement a sign of misguided optimism or …”

    The “Dick and Bush Show” should have tipped you off that my ’serious note’ wasn’t a serious note.

  3. ramdac said:

    November 9th, 2006 at 6:55 am

    ….furthermore, there’s no way Pelosi will be nearly as nice as she’s touting to be in public.

  4. Chris said:

    November 9th, 2006 at 7:04 am

    Oh………well, when you say “on a serious note” I have to assume that’s exactly what you mean, LOL!

  5. pfunk said:

    November 9th, 2006 at 9:19 am

    Bring on the gridlock! Maybe Bush will finally get some mileage out of his VETO stamp.

  6. ryanh said:

    November 10th, 2006 at 9:31 am

    Yeah, that veto stamp is about to get worn out.

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    There website is http://www.JumpingKidsOnline.com

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  7. ramdac said:

    November 10th, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    I’m never serious.

    P.S. “Lock Box”

  8. ditto50997 said:

    November 12th, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    “Dick and Bush”

    What a very dirty phrase Jason.

  9. ramdac said:

    November 12th, 2006 at 9:08 pm

    I know =/
    I’m a dirty old man.

  10. Chris said:

    November 13th, 2006 at 6:58 pm

    Dick and Bush……..too bad “Colin” Powell’s still not Sec. of State!

  11. Chris said:

    November 13th, 2006 at 6:58 pm

    Dick and Bush……..too bad “Colin” Powell’s still not Sec. of State!

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