Paris Hilton Can’t Sing
I can’t believe Paris Hilton released a CD. That seems like the biggest waste of time. She’s not going on tour, and I seriously doubt she really cares about her music career. I’m also pretty sure she can’t sing live.
The only way I would ever listen to a Paris Hilton song is if I was poisoned and the ingredients to the antidote were hidden in her lyrics. (Thanks wwtdd)
Filed under: Comedy, Entertainment by ramdac |
August 31st, 2006 at 12:00 am
What if I begged you to go with me though, if I wanted to listen to her and had tickets, if she went on tour in Dallas that is? Would you do it for me? Even if I told you it was the only thing I wanted.
I’m not sure she is the best singer, or that her song is all that great, but I wouldn’t mind listening to her sing live, even if it was bad. I sat through a Chicago performance in Kansas a few years ago, if I can handle that kind of boredom, then I think I can handle a beautiful girl faking it on stage.
August 31st, 2006 at 8:13 am
And what exactly are the lyrics to her songs?
“That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot! That’s hot!?”
I can’t stand to even hear that vacuous, water-head dumb c**t talk, and I sure don’t want to hear her sing.
What’s she famous for anyway, other than being a rich, spoiled high school dropout?
August 31st, 2006 at 8:41 pm
For a person that was a high school drop out… I think she’s done a wonderful job with her life. She did earn her GED I might add, and she has her own business ethic, and interest of her own. I think she is a great woman, who has done a lot with her life. Although she did get her start because of her parents money, she has worked hard to create her own life and career. What you see on t.v. isn’t exactly all that she is, and I think that she is more than the dippy girl people think of her.
Here’s the wikipedia link on Paris.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton#Background
September 3rd, 2006 at 11:17 am
Of course she’s done a wonderful job. Her dad owns Hilton, the hotel chain. It shows you that all it takes in life is a ton of money and a good PR Firm working on your side.
To answer Chris’ earlier question “What’s she famous for anyway…”. She’s famous for leaking a sex video of herself.
September 5th, 2006 at 11:28 am
She is Trash.
C’mon Ditto, Of course she is a High School Drop out. She didnt have to finish school. She has millions and has done nothing but waste it.
What has she accomplished in her life, other than be the showcase her skill in the Independent film Industry (see Ramdac comment) and show how stupid a spoiled little rich girl can be. To say she has worked hard to start up her own career is laughable, her career was bought and paid for by Mr. Hilton
Not all children who are born in riches turn out to be this worthless.
September 6th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Ditto… I can’t believe your comments about Paris Hilton. She IS good at playing a rich stupid bitch… not even a good looking one. That’s it.
Worse than your Paris accolades is the statement about seeing the band Chicago and it being boring. I saw Chicago with Earth Wind and Fire 2 years ago. Best concert I’ve ever seen. Musicianship at its finest!
September 6th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
It was boring… not the music of my generation, but if you like them thats great, but i didn’t like the band Chicago, they are great at what they do, but they couldn’t grasp my attention. I do like Creedence Clearwater Revival (CCR) though.
September 7th, 2006 at 9:07 am
So, Miss. Hilton got a DUI……Not hot!
I’m sure Daddy will take care of the whole thing. God forbid she has to perform something like community service……..that’s for the help and the other common people, of course!
I just want to know how one can tell when Paris Hilton is actually drunk.
September 7th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
DUI… sweet. Her community service should be to remove her CD’s from stores.
Oh wait, didn’t she come out with that public service announcement a while back? showing us how to have drunken sex?