Nigga please.

November 30th, 2006

Michael Richards, Persona Non GrataMeet persona non-grata, I mean Michael Richards. If you have half a life then you already know that he recently dropped the “N” bomb on some black people at the Laugh Factory. I certainly didn’t think his tirade was at all funny. Despite his attempts to apologize, it seems the general consensus is that he is a racist.  Maybe he is, and maybe he isn’t. Since then, he’s been the butt of many jokes on late night television and that probably won’t end anytime soon. This whole incident brings up a good point:

Family members are allowed to badmouth each other, but no one else can–Keep that in mind. Black people can call each other the “N” word if they so choose, but anyone else who does must realize there is a fine line between “really funny” and “racism”.
That said, leave the “N” word to Paul Mooney (or maybe not?).
Leave the Honkey jokes to Jeff Foxworthy.
Leave the Mexican jokes to Carlos Mencia.
Leave the Jewish Jokes to Mel Brooks.

Oddly enough, sales of the 7th season of Seinfeld have gone up. Sad. There’s an old adage that states “There’s no such thing as bad publicity”, –And this is pretty bad publicity.
I’ll end with a quote taken from The Family Guy: “Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white man’s dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.”

Be good to each other.

RumsPwned!

November 8th, 2006

Donald Rumsfeld, architect of America’s war in Iraq, has lost his job. In Ancient Rome, they would place the architects inside the buildings they designed when they pulled scaffolding away from the walls. If it was designed poorly, the architect was no more. Rumsfeld should feel lucky he gets to stay alive. (I’m alluding to the disaster in Iraq, a product of his architectural skills). As my fellow Counter-Strike friends would say, Rumsfeld got pajowned.

The President told reporters in Washington that the tactics in Iraq are constantly changing and need constant reassessment, but challenged his newly empowered Democrat critics to come up with answers on the way forward.

On a serious note, let’s hope the two parties can work together for the remainder of the “Dick and Bush” show.

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