Wendys Gives the Finger!
OK. So Wendy’s didn’t come out with this–I did. But *God* would I love it if they had. This is the kind of advertising that would speak to me. If Wendy’s did come out with an ad campaign similar to this, I would run to Wendy’s and buy a triple cheeseburger, or as I call it “a triple happy-stack”, immediately.
Anyway, I’m sure by now you’ve heard that the lady claiming there was a finger in her chilli, was arrested. The cops are pretty sure she’s lying. If you haven’t seen the Finger lady’s mug shot, check it out.
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April 23rd, 2005 at 4:13 pm
I’d be great to see this on a billboard somewhere off the highway, but I don’t think it’d be too funny to others, as it might be to us. People would get offended, but I think its hilarious!
April 25th, 2005 at 8:01 am
The lady was arrested for a unrelated crime. He is accused of grand theft.
But she knows she put that finger in that Chili.
April 25th, 2005 at 1:41 pm
Joey, do you have a link to that story?
April 25th, 2005 at 2:18 pm
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A10297-2005Apr22.html
Two Counts one related, one not.
April 25th, 2005 at 4:08 pm
So now the huge question is . . . . where did she get that finger from, anyway??
April 25th, 2005 at 5:01 pm
Josh, that is exactly what I’ve been wondering>?
The finger? Can’t they do finger prints on it… to find out who’s it is… or put out a lost finger flyers??? IDK
April 25th, 2005 at 5:24 pm
lol . . . well, I’m sure they have done finger prints and taken dna smaples, but there isn’t exactly a huge database of dna and finger prints sitting around.
They lost finger flyer may actually be the only way the figure this out.
April 26th, 2005 at 8:10 am
I heard something about the finger coming from the zoo. I am not even sure where I read it, but really knows
April 26th, 2005 at 5:05 pm
From the zoo? Thats goota be weird if it did come from the zoo.
April 26th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
According to this website they still don’t know where the finger came from… but with this type of reward… I don’t think it’ll take so long to find out where. Unless if the finger was taken off of an already deceased person. That’s sick, but very possible.
“Wendy’s spokesman Denny Lynch said the chain, based in Dublin, Ohio, is offering $100,000 for information leading to where the missing finger originated. The reward has not been paid, Lynch said.”
http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/1-04252005-481033.html
April 28th, 2005 at 3:06 pm
Saw a report today where Wendy’s profits have dipped 2.5 million dollars since the finger incident. Thing that sucks is… they won’t get a dime from this lady. Wish they could recoup something.