Love Birds
Two swans, named Charles and Camilla, were found separately in their own pools of blood after sustaining massive wounds to their legs and feet. Soon after, they were rushed to the vet were their lives were saved, thanks to the East Sussex Wildlife Rescue and Ambulance Service (WRAS). The animals made it to the hospital just in time. Officials think that broken glass caused the injuries.
The swans were then taken to the National Swan Sanctuary in Egham, Surrey. They were then placed in the same pin, after the male showed “amorous signs” toward the female swan. WRAS, plans on releasing the birds back into the wild on Valentine’s Day, to celebrate their new found love.
ramdac: Charles and Camilla, funny. I hope neither of them ends up a victim of a nasty car accident.
February 14th, 2005 at 7:20 pm
I have a gut feeling that Uno was behind this . . .
And I can’t say I wouldn’t blame him!
February 15th, 2005 at 6:25 pm
Mabey, it was Uno’s undying anger…? Mabey, it was just a fetish…?
February 15th, 2005 at 7:00 pm
Named after Charles and Camilla–how romantic!!!!!
Almost as romantic as the sweet words Charles was overheard saying to Camilla years ago, while nearby paparazzi used a police scanner to record their phone conversation.
What sweet, romantic words does Charles use to sweep Camilla, or any other girl, off her feet?
Try this——”I want to shrink myself, darling, and live inside your tampon.”
I’m glad that line works for Charles…………it certainly has never worked for me.
February 15th, 2005 at 8:28 pm
OMG, That is crazy. Not the sexiest thing that a man could say to me.
“I want to shrink myself, darling, and live inside your tampon.”
I hope you really haven’t use that line before.
February 15th, 2005 at 8:29 pm
What is the Charles and Camilla story anyway. Ramdac explained a little to me, but i still have no idea what its about…?
February 15th, 2005 at 8:55 pm
Actually, I’ve only used that line a few times………girls didn’t seem to like it very much.
(Just kidding)
Charles said it though.
SNL even did a skit about it once, in which Charles actually shrunk himself and lived in Camilla’s tampon.
Would someone please explain to me again why we hold the Royal Family up to such a pedestal?
They behave like sorry white trash as far as I’m concerned!
February 15th, 2005 at 9:05 pm
oh thats right… Ramdac said it was about Charles new wife… I was thinking about someting else for some reason… A rince said something about living in his wife’s tampon.. thats weird…
February 15th, 2005 at 9:19 pm
Okay, after doing a Google search (it’s been about 15 years since I heard this), I discovered I got the quote wrong, although I don’t think it reflects any more highly on our saintly prince.
Here’s the (correct) quote:
“I want to be reincarnated as your tampon.”
February 15th, 2005 at 9:21 pm
that may be the right quote but still weird
February 15th, 2005 at 9:32 pm
Why would you want to be a tampon? Being a woman, who sees them occassionally, I can say I wouldn’t want to be a tampon.
February 15th, 2005 at 10:03 pm
Charlie would.
February 15th, 2005 at 10:16 pm
I don’t even like to walk on the side of the store that sells tampons.
February 15th, 2005 at 10:34 pm
That’s really nasty, not even weird, but nasty. The more i think of tampons the more discusting it seems. Think of what a tampon is used for… soaking up blood. why would you want to be something that soaks up blood, and causes woman to hate you. I can’t say woman enjoy their periods.
February 15th, 2005 at 11:32 pm
JoshM,
Your afriad to walk by tampons? Do must not be married, or have a girlfriend.
Did you ever see that south park episode were one of the dudes had to buy his sister tampons to watch t.v. and by the time they got back home, blood flowed out the front door when they opened it? I just thought of that.
One day your wife or whatever will be sick or dying with cramps and you’ll have to get them, I hope your not found shivering in a corner. LOL
February 15th, 2005 at 11:42 pm
I’ll just . . .. get a . . . .new wife . . . or something . . .
February 15th, 2005 at 11:52 pm
JoshM,
Thats no way to hide from your fears, just got out and buy a box, and see how you feel… lol
Besides, divorce cost a lot now a days. Just bare through the pain. It’s cheaper to buy a box of tampons, than to buy a divorce. No matter what the emotional stress.
February 15th, 2005 at 11:56 pm
*sigh*
I think you have made a good point. I will go tonight and buy a box. I have no need for them, but am guessing they will work great for that occassional nose-bleed.
February 16th, 2005 at 12:08 am
nose bleed, or just for fun. Play around with them, keep them in your purse just incase if a co-worker or friend, or wife needs one…
You never know… lol
I’ll drop this topic for you now. Okay?
February 16th, 2005 at 12:11 am
Come on JoshM. There is many different uses for tampons….like hmm lets say putting one in the gas tank of a car of someone who gets under your skin.
February 16th, 2005 at 12:14 am
I’d like to not know all the different uses for tampons. I’m gonna use them for two things, corken up leaks, and decorating cars with ‘em.
February 16th, 2005 at 12:17 am
Roommate will have an interesting suprise when he wakes up tomorrow morning
February 16th, 2005 at 12:24 am
Hey this is Daniel…I like this name better. Let me know how it goes with the roomate thing….
February 16th, 2005 at 8:14 am
I always told my wife I wasnt going to buy them. I mean it isnt like that time of the month sneaks up on her. Be prepared. Keep Reserves. I too dodge that section of the store. I am not ashamed.
February 16th, 2005 at 11:26 am
Joey, I’m disappointed. You too? There is not a problem with a husband buying tampons for his wife. In any case, I’m sure she would only ask if she really couldn’t go.
February 16th, 2005 at 12:48 pm
Roomate has a fully loaded arsenal under his bed and other strategic locations in the house.
Remember that.
February 16th, 2005 at 2:02 pm
Tampons are expensive. My (future) wife can just sit in the bathroom for a few days until it passes. I have 2 bathrooms anyway.
Suffering builds Character.
February 16th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
You know this conversation proves a theory, that people can take anything like lets say two birds in a pool of blood and tie it to something dealing with the bathroom like for example tampons.
February 16th, 2005 at 5:40 pm
If we’re talking about the subject of blood, I think it was an excellent segueway, LOL!
February 16th, 2005 at 9:26 pm
All I am saying is ditto50997 posted a story about two birds in a pool of blood who fall inlove and before you know it BOOM!!! tampons become the subject.
February 16th, 2005 at 9:32 pm
Danny are you on yoru period?
You seem “moody”?
February 16th, 2005 at 9:39 pm
If I was Ryan would you do get me some tampons?
February 17th, 2005 at 4:49 pm
hey, it was Chris who changed the subject into tampons. With his quote of Charles and Camilla. Something about Charles wanting to become a tampon.
February 17th, 2005 at 4:51 pm
I just wanted to say thank you Gentlemen… I’ve never had a conversation last this long about tampons. Especially coming from men.
Do guys talk about periods often? Or just tampons?
February 17th, 2005 at 10:23 pm
I talk about period all the time.
I’m an English major.
February 17th, 2005 at 10:25 pm
And, apparently, from that last comment, not a very good one.
I repeat: I be an English major.
February 17th, 2005 at 11:10 pm
Well, I won’t comment on grammar, and such, because I know that mine is not that great, so I’ll jsut keep my mouth shut on that one. Part of it is from poor typing and the other is just stupidity… You can be the judge of your own skills.