Fitness made, not so simple anymore.
In a move stunning the fitness world, John Basedow is giving it all up. Basedow, made famous from his “Fitness Made Simple” (www.fitnessmadesimple.com) commercials, said he could no longer continue his strenuous fitness regimen. He said he was trading in his slogan “Anything is possible once you believe in yourself and have the knowledge and determination to accomplish your goals” for a new one: “Anything is possible, but ‘nothing’ is easier”.
Basedow said he was doing quite well, but the constant posing he had to do on his television commercials was detrimental to his health. He said his ribs constantly were in pain because the camera man always wanted him to twist at the waste to make him look bigger on the television. He also said he felt like the fitness world’s “Bob Villa”. He said he was tired of being a sellout.
Basedow said he is going to trade in his fitness training and selling of tapes and instead, he’s going to flip bugers at McDonald’s. When asked by one source, Basedow was quoted as saying “I was tired of raising the bar. It’s time to just be good enough to get by. It feels good not to have to worry anymore about being better than everyone else around me.”
It sounds like John Basedow is tired of having to deal with the rigors of self-improvement. It also sounds like he’s finally embracing mediocrity. Yay!





