Oompa Loompa Alert!

July 27th, 2004
John Kerry as an oompa loompaOh my God it’s an OompaLoompa. No, no it’s not.It’s JohnKerry in an Oompa Loompa outfit, that’s all.

OK really. Here’s the real story: He was crawling hatch while touring a spaceshuttle at NASA headquarters wearing clean environmental space suit in Cape Canaveral, Florida, July 26, 2004.

No real story here people.  Move along.

28 Responses to “Oompa Loompa Alert!”

  1. anonymous said:

    July 27th, 2004 at 8:01 pm

    Can’t we just send Kerry, and all liberals, to the moon?

    You would have to be from outer space to believe the things they do.

    I didn’t see these pictures on the news this evening, but probably would have (along with hearing a few snide, smartass remarks from the elite media) if this had been George W. Bush (or Dan Quayle).

  2. anonymous said:

    July 27th, 2004 at 10:45 pm

    Is it just me, or does it seem that whenever you see John Kerry, he has that ridiculous shit-eating grin on his face.

  3. Joey said:

    July 28th, 2004 at 10:48 am

    He is a great big tool, and think the Demos. thought Bush was look for a photo op in the flight suit. I would much rather wear the flight suit that thing. You put ears on that thing and he is the kid from the CHristmas Story in the Bunny outfit.

    Ramdac wants us to just move on from this story.
    Maybe that is why the Dems. love moveon.org.

  4. anonymous said:

    July 28th, 2004 at 12:53 pm

    Look at the position he’s in. I bet Edwards is behind him pounding away.

  5. anonymous said:

    July 30th, 2004 at 1:30 pm

    Vote Bush!!!

  6. Joey said:

    July 30th, 2004 at 3:01 pm

    Yeah, you know Kerry wont put any form of Military outfit on. He has always said he was more proud of his war protesting days than his fighting days.

  7. anonymous said:

    July 30th, 2004 at 3:34 pm

    It’s really pathetic how desperate the Rove machine is these days. Can’t they at least come up with a NEW way to smear someone instead of trotting out the old “Dukakis-in-the-tank” goofy photo angle?

    Nice try, Republicans. Publicizing a pic of someone in funny clothing still doesn’t distract anyone from the fact that Bush & crew are punks and murderers.

  8. anonymous said:

    July 31st, 2004 at 8:28 am

    “Nice try, Republicans. Publicizing a pic of someone in funny clothing still doesn’t distract anyone from the fact that Bush & crew are punks and murderers.”

    You ever see that Mel Brooks movie “The Producers”?

    Remember the goofy hippy who played Hitler in the “Springtime For Hitler” play, and how he sang about “The Power of the Flower” in his audition?

    He’s the epitome of today’s modern liberal.

    That’s the problem with you guys……you don’t believe in kicking ass, are totally naive about the presence of evil in the world and would just as soon give your enemy a flower than do what really needs to be done.

    Your remarks above demonstrate your belief that people have died (been murdered) unjustly.

    Care to tell me who, specifically, still deserves to be among the living, but no longer is thanks to the oppressive Bush administration?

    Or are you just repeating something your heard from a dumbass Hollywood actor?

  9. Joey said:

    July 31st, 2004 at 9:25 am

    Murderers, C’Mon. Well I guess Clinton was a Murderer also because He bombed Iraq. Bush is happens to do the job fully. I am amazed at how much Democrats hate America when a Republican is President.

  10. Joey said:

    July 31st, 2004 at 9:28 am

    Besides Craiger, If you dont want us to trot out Goofy Pictures, then Kerry doesnt need to get in those goofy ass costumes.

    I believe the Democrats “trotted” out pictures of Bush in the Flight suit.

  11. ramdac said:

    July 31st, 2004 at 3:53 pm

    Correction. Bush trotted out those pictures of himself.

  12. anonymous said:

    August 1st, 2004 at 8:14 am

    “It’s really pathetic how desperate the Rove machine is these days. Can’t they at least come up with a NEW way to smear someone instead of trotting out the old “Dukakis-in-the-tank” goofy photo angle?”

    For the record, I would like to point out that neither Karl Rove, nor anyone in the Bush campaign released these photos—NASA did, but only after the Kerry campaign signed a release form permitting it.

    It wasn’t until their realizing the photos actually made Kerry look silly that they demanded NASA remove the photos from their Web site.

    Did anyone see the story about the Marines dissing Kerry at a Wendy’s restaurant.

    http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/25935.htm

  13. anonymous said:

    August 2nd, 2004 at 11:36 am

    That’s the problem with you guys……you don’t believe in kicking ass, are totally naive about the presence of evil in the world and would just as soon give your enemy a flower than do what really needs to be done.

    -Wrong. I support the war in Afghanistan 100%,and think using the military to swiftly put the hammer down on that whole crew is EXACTLY the right thing to do there. I want to see the Taliban, Bin Laden etc. get their respective heads handed to them ASAP. Afghanistan is self-defense. Iraq is a completely different matter.

    Your remarks above demonstrate your belief that people have died (been murdered) unjustly.

    Care to tell me who, specifically, still deserves to be among the living, but no longer is thanks to the oppressive Bush administration?

    -Yep. Every American soldier that has been killed thus far in Iraq. As far as I’m concerned, Bush & Co. murdered every dead soldier same as if he put a gun to their head and pulled the trigger himself. This operation in Iraq is a misguided exercise that has achieved little more than the pointless deaths of hundreds of servicemen.

    And as a bonus, we’ve now completely destabilized a sovereign nation and get to spend God know how many years babysitting it. Good move.

  14. Joey said:

    August 2nd, 2004 at 2:44 pm

    So if Bush is a murderer, then did the soldiers who wanted to be in Iraq commit suicide.

    I cant stand this notion of the President committing murder. As far as I know there has not been a draft yet; therefore, the soldiers all signed up to be in the military.

    Besides if fighting in a unjust war is murder, then Kerry did the same thing in Vietnam. That would make Bush COmpassionate because he did fight in that war.

    Craiger, I am not saying you should be behind the War, But to call the President a Murderer dumbfounding. Your opinions are too close to those of a man who hates his own country (Micheal Moore)

  15. anonymous said:

    August 2nd, 2004 at 3:00 pm

    First Afghanistan:
    Are you aware of the fact that Sudan offered Bin Laden to Bill Clinton THREE TIMES during his presidency, and Clinton declined each offer, saying Bin Laden wasn’t one of his priorities?

    Clinton didn’t do anything about the Cole bombing, the Khobar towers, the first World Trade Center bombing, etc….just inviting more of this stuff.

    The towers would still be standing if Clinton had never been president.

    Michael Moore should have done a film about that instead!

    Now, on to Iraq:

    German intelligence told us that Mohammad Atta (who flew the first plane into the north tower) met in Prague with an Iraqi security agent in the summer of 2001.

    Let’s say you don’t believe that!

    Russia told us before 9-11 that Iraq was planning to commit acts of terrorism against U.S. interests.

    Let’s say you don’t believe that!

    Why are al Quada in Iraq NOW?

    Because they were always there!

    Let’s say you don’t believe that!

    Even if they came after we invaded, WE DREW THEM OUT OF THEIR CAVES AND ARE SENDING THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL……..I MEAN PARADISE (for the politically correct among us)!

    Once we’re done in Iraq, we need to go Iran, the Sudan and whatever other Middle Eastern nation’s government is a state sponsor of terrorism (as Iraq most certainly was).

    Your boy Kerry is on record as saying a military solution won’t solve the terrorism problem.

    Instead, he wants to consult with Germany and France (the latter of which thinks rifles are meant to hold up white surrender flags) before we do anything.

    Nothing but a U.N. pussy!

    We need to redo the entire Middle East the way we did Japan post WWII.

    It worked then!

    It should work now!

    Maybe then their culture won’t be so influenced by a bunch of lunatics who ultimately want this country to go out in a mushroom cloud one day.

    God bless America, and God bless George W. Bush!!!!!

  16. anonymous said:

    August 2nd, 2004 at 5:54 pm

    For me, what it boils down to is frustration at the prevailing “black hat/white hat” absolutist attitude toward this kind of thing. If you have the opinion that the Bush administration recklessly started a war, you are accused of being unpatriotic, anti-American, etc.

    Bull.

    I can love my country just as much as the next guy, but if I disagree with something like a war, I’m suddenly an America-hater?

    I strongly disagree with the motives behind the war and also how it was executed. I viewed the president and his advisors as extremely narrow -focused and short-sighted when it came to using military force in Iraq. This does not mean I hate my country, or want to see our endeavors fail. I just don’t blindly assume that ALL our decisions are just and correct simply because they’re ours. The United States is a truly wonderful place, but to assume that we are always 100% right is foolish. There is no individual or government that can say it has never done something unwise.

    But I suppose it’s much easier to just believe that everything your government tells you is always truthful and their actions are always morally and ethically correct. Not thinking critically or questioning what your country’s leaders are doing probably frees up a lot of time for other stuff.

  17. ramdac said:

    August 2nd, 2004 at 6:05 pm

    Chris wrote:

    “First Afghanistan:
    Are you aware of the fact that Sudan offered Bin Laden to Bill Clinton THREE TIMES during his presidency, and Clinton declined each offer, saying Bin Laden wasn’t one of his priorities?

    Clinton didn’t do anything about the Cole bombing, the Khobar towers, the first World Trade Center bombing, etc….just inviting more of this stuff. ”

    Yeah, he had to say that. We have a policy against dealing with terrorists (that means Saddam.) If we had accepted his offer, we would have owed him a favor, diplomatic or otherwise. Our government just wouldn’t do that.

  18. anonymous said:

    August 2nd, 2004 at 9:00 pm

    “For me, what it boils down to is frustration at the prevailing “black hat/white hat” absolutist attitude toward this kind of thing. If you have the opinion that the Bush administration recklessly started a war, you are accused of being unpatriotic, anti-American, etc.”

    I, for one, have never questioned the patriotism of those opposed to the war.

    I don’t think you’re unpatriotic–your opposition stems from what you think is right for America.

    I just disagree!

    There are times when I don’t trust the government, believe me.

    I was taught to think for myself, and don’t always agree with everything Bush does.

    Bush has done nothing to bring this country a flat tax, nor has he done anything to abolish ALL social programs, like Head Start, the National Endowment for the Arts, after-school programs etc., which are a waste of my tax dollars.

    Democrats have instilled this belief in people that government is designed to take care of all our needs, and that’s how they garner votes–by giving away goodies from the public treasury.

    The Founding Fathers would spin in their graves if they knew this was taking place.

    And before you accuse me of being heartless, it’s a proven fact that private charities help people more effectively than any government program can because they teach people to help themselves. Government programs don’t do that, and are designed to keep people dependent on them. No wonder so many kids on welfare don’t have a father figure in their lives.

    I also oppose Bush’s idea of school vouchers, because it uses up my tax dollars for a non-essential purpose.

    Essential being roads, schools, military and police.

    So don’t tell me I can’t think critically.

    But back on subject, can you refute anything I said in my previous post above?

  19. Joey said:

    August 3rd, 2004 at 8:08 am

    Craiger, I dont believe that someone who thinks bush recklessly started a war is unpatriotic. But what you are saying is that Bush is a murderer. These are the harsh statements that dont make since to me. You have the right to have whatever opinion you want, but I have the right to react to that opinion anyway I see fit as well.

    By people like Micheal Moore going public calling us the evil country, he justifies the terrorist ideas. If Micheal Moore truly thinks the United States is an Evil country, then I think he is unpatriotic. This doesnt make Unpatriotic, just that I think he is.

    I dont just take Bush and the Government for everything they tell me. However, I dont presume to know about everything that involves the war in Iraq.

    A lot like Chris, if Bush doesnt push for some the measures that he talked about in his first campaign then I will see him as a major dissappoinment. Of course, if he tried to privatize Social Security in his 1st term, then the seniors would no doubt run him out of office.
    The government does need to stop wasting tax payers dollars.

    The Democrats said they would have saved a lot on money by not fighting a war, but they would have just created more useless social programs.

  20. anonymous said:

    August 3rd, 2004 at 10:21 am

    Chris-

    As for refuting your points above about German intelligence, Russian intelligence, the Sudan offering up Bin Laden, etc…I don’t know whether I believe ALL of those items or not- I obviously wasn’t there, and news outlets (and media at large) have proven themselves to be not 100% accurate. Everyone spins…Michael Moore does his thing on the liberal side, Fox News does their thing on the conservative side, bloggers selectively present items that will support their opinions, news analysts skew info to suit their audiences…I have a harder and harder time knowing where to place my trust.

    Joey-

    I know calling someone a murderer is harsh language, but I’m so f*cking saddened and angry at the number of people hurt and killed in the Iraq war that I can’t help but feel that their deaths were pointless in this case. I don’t feel that anything worthwhile has been achieved there, and the way that the Bush administration seemed hell-bent on invading that country makes me feel that the pre-emptive nature of the Iraq war wasn’t a matter of self-defense. It just seems there were other less noble motives at work, and that’s why I view Bush as a murderer. He KNEW that deaths would result, and to me that equals premeditation.

    You both have good points, and it’s stuff like this that makes me enjoy hanging out where I can get opinions that contrast mine. Even though I definitely tend to lean liberal, I try to listen to conservative stuff like Limbaugh, O’Reilly, Buckley, etc., so I can at least see what’s going on outside my own head.

    I don’t know…I love living here and consider myself unbelievably fortunate to be doing so. I just feel that we are doing a lot of things lately that aren’t good for other countries or ourselves.

  21. Joey said:

    August 3rd, 2004 at 11:32 am

    I agree Craiger, I love living in this country. I like hearing both sides. As long as someone loves their country I have great respect for them. I respect you because you choose to get involved, and that is much better than than doing nothing.

    As far as the Iraqi War, Russia did tell us that there were WMDs. CLinton Adminsitration believed the same thing. The problem is that the only way to find out was to go look, and Saddam would not let that happen peacefully. Bush viewed it as a risk worth taking. If Saddam had attacked us, there would have been a commission to see how much at fault he was because he had all this information telling him it was gonna happen

  22. anonymous said:

    August 3rd, 2004 at 11:50 am

    Couldn’t have said it better myself, Joey.

    Again, I don’t doubt Craiger’s patriotism, but as for Michael Moore I’m uncertain.

    He’s on record as saying the 9-11 terrorists should not have targeted New York City because it’s majority Democrat.

    He actually said the terrorists should have targeted the South instead, because they’re majority Republican, and the world would be better off without them.

    So much for conservatives and their hate speech, eh?

  23. anonymous said:

    August 3rd, 2004 at 12:11 pm

    Wow. If he actually said that, that’s incredibly inappropriate and insensitive.

    I’m still not sure how I feel about Michael Moore. The only film of his I’ve seen is “Bowling for Columbine” so I don’t really feel informed enough on him or his work to comment.

    From what I *have* seen of him, I agree with his position on many things, but there is a lot of stuff indicating some of his assertions & conclusions are less than accurate. That bothers me. I think his heart tends to be in the right place, but he gets carried away and it ends up hurting his credibility.

  24. anonymous said:

    August 3rd, 2004 at 12:26 pm

    Okay, I was paraphrasing Moore in my last entry, and didn’t get it quite right, but I found the exact quote, posed on his Web site, on 9-11:

    “Many families have been devastated tonight. This just is not right. They did not deserve to die. If someone did this to get back at Bush, then they did so by killing thousands of people who DID NOT VOTE for him! Boston, New York, DC, and the planes’ destination of California - these were places that voted AGAINST Bush!”

    Not quite as bad as my paraphrase, but bad nonetheless.

    It makes you wonder if he would be so angry and upset if the terrorists had targeted Texas instead.

    The man can’t think past politics even on events such as this.

    I actually feel sorry for him!

  25. Joey said:

    August 3rd, 2004 at 1:41 pm

    There are a handful of qoutes by Moore following 9-11 that talk about the US deserving the attacks. I understand he doesnt think we should be in Iraq, but these qoutes are before we went into Iraq. I really feel sorry for Micheal Moore.

  26. anonymous said:

    September 23rd, 2004 at 4:06 pm

    You conservative Redneck Fucks. My brother died in Iraq cause George Bush is a fueckin retard who started a war with no true reason. If George Bush is reelected I will be moving to Canada.

  27. Billy said:

    November 14th, 2004 at 1:53 pm

    Yeah,
    I didn’t and wouldn’t vote for Kerry but bashing him isn’t really nessary.
    He lost isn’t that enough.

  28. ramdac said:

    November 15th, 2004 at 11:20 am

    I don’t consider this a “bash”.
    By the way, this was posted long before the election. This story was posted in July.

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