Keeping it all in the family.

June 25th, 2004

George W. Bush or John Kerry? Who will it be this year?


Whoever you vote for, you’re voting for the same family. President George W. Bush is a descendent of Edmund Reade and Elizabeth Cooke — as is Massachusetts Senator John Kerry.

They also boast similar life achievements. Both men graduated from Yale University (within two years of each other) and both are running for president in 2004.


Odd how things work out.

9 Responses to “Keeping it all in the family.”

  1. pfunk said:

    June 26th, 2004 at 10:36 pm

    *cough*Badnarik*cough*

  2. pfunk said:

    June 27th, 2004 at 12:48 am

    bah, leave it to me to misspell the link.
    Badnarik (JG, can you fix the other post & delete this one? Is there an edit function I’m not aware of?)

  3. anonymous said:

    July 1st, 2004 at 3:58 pm

    Speaking of Kerry’s family, boycott Heinz ketchup, as well as other Heinz products.

    His sugar-momma wife is the majority stockholder in the company, so anything that benefits her financially will benefit Mr. “We can’t go to war unless we have permission from France and Germany.”

  4. pfunk said:

    July 2nd, 2004 at 1:28 am

    but Heinz is good!

    Ok, ok, you’ve convinced me: Every dollar I spend on ketchup, I’ll give $3 to Badnarik. Just to offset my roundabout contributions to Mr. Kerry’s family.

  5. Joey said:

    July 2nd, 2004 at 8:26 am

    Heinz is good ketchup, and untill Bush starts making ketchup i am simply stuck.

  6. anonymous said:

    July 2nd, 2004 at 11:05 am

    Funny you should mention that.

    W doesn’t make his own ketchup………but his supporters do

    Here’s the link:

    http://www.wketchup.com/

  7. pfunk said:

    July 5th, 2004 at 9:46 am

    I’m amazed. Capitalism wins again!

    /closet anarcho-capitalist

  8. anonymous said:

    July 11th, 2004 at 10:38 am

    Kerry eats Heinz ketchup until the Hunts people come around HA ha

  9. Billy said:

    November 14th, 2004 at 1:58 pm

    You ever wonder why they call it “boycott” isn’t it really close to” boy caught”. Well this is what it reminds me of because the boys just got caught trying to hussle us all. It didn’t matter if Kerry Or Bush won, you would still be stuck with this dumb butt family and these pricks wouldn’t really care who you voted for. it’s all a Masquerade no one respects.

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