John Kerry is Frankenstein

May 22nd, 2004
FrankenKerryMeet “Frankenkerry”.  Last thursday, a friend of mine told me how much John Kerry reminded him of Frankenstein, and he decided to render a photograph of Frankenstein to enhance the likenesses with Kerry’s that already exist. Put Kerry’s mop and smile on Frankenstein’s head, and voila! You have “Frankenkerry”. I began to ponder this comparison and came up with a few likenesses between the two men:
  • Kerry has a big head. So does Frankenstein
  • They both have big foreheads and that “chiseled head” look.
  • They both are very tall. Kerry is 6′ 4″. Frankenstein was 7 feet tall.
  • They both have that bassy, boomy type voice.
  • They can both be considered “misunderstood monsters”
  • They both have wives!
  • They were both made rich and/or famous by a woman — Kerry by Teresa Heinz, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.

5 Responses to “John Kerry is Frankenstein”

  1. anonymous said:

    May 22nd, 2004 at 11:04 am

    And they’re both idiots and that don’t stand for anything.

  2. anonymous said:

    May 22nd, 2004 at 1:08 pm

    hey now! frankenstein’s monster represented pain and loneliness! all he really wanted was love and friendship, except no one would be his friend because he was so hideous. well, except the blind man - since he couldn’t see the monster, he wasn’t afraid and befriended the poor thing. but then the blind man’s family came along and fucked that all up. and then the monster wanted revenge for simply being made, so he went after frankenstein. good story, that is.

    kerry… i dunno what’s up with him, really. can’t say i care. i just know he’s not bush, so i’m willing to give him a shot.

  3. ramdac said:

    May 22nd, 2004 at 1:34 pm

    In case anyone was wondering…Mirvae created that image of Frankenkerry.

  4. anonymous said:

    June 23rd, 2004 at 6:25 pm

    Once again someone is showing their literary skills. It was Dr.Frankenstien who made the monster. The monsters name was not Frankenstien.

  5. Billy said:

    November 14th, 2004 at 2:36 pm

    too much time on your hands can be a dangeouse thing.

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