Environmentalists wackos………PAY MY GAS BILLS!!!!!
$2.27 for a gallon of gasoline in South Florida……………IF ONLY we could drill for oil in Alaska, gas prices would be much lower, I tell a few of my coworkers this morning.
We can’t rely strictly on foreign oil anymore.
To make matters worse, my new girlfriend lives an hour away, and seeing her means………you guessed it…..using up more fuel than usual.
“But wait a minute,” my HORRIFIED coworkers exclaim.
“I would rather pay higher gas prices than destroy the Alaskan environment,” one little tart, who has probably never been more than 500 miles away from Florida, says to me.
Not that she has a valid point or anything.
From what I understand, we would be drilling on land roughly the size of two football fields. Plus, the Alaskan locals are all for it. Plus, the EPA bureaucrats, I assure you, will be around! And the oil companies, desperate for good public relations, won’t allow anything untoward to happen.
But nooooooooooo………..dirt worshipers say Mother Earth is more important to them than my wallet.
Fair enough!!!!
If money is no object with environmentalists, then I’m certain they won’t mind helping me out.
They can either do one of two things: (1) Pay my gas bills via http://www.paypal.com or (2) Kiss my pasty white ass!
I’m accepting payments under the e-mail address right_wing_southerner@yahoo.com
Remember, this is only applicable to those who believe we SHOULD NOT be drilling in Alaska.
Let’s see how much the precious environment takes precedence over YOUR own pocketbook (assuming you hippies don’t spend it all on dope, which you guys MUST be smoking).
Stupid environmentalists!
April 23rd, 2004 at 9:12 pm
As I read somewhere today, “he gave up the American Dream to fight for the America Dream”.
April 23rd, 2004 at 11:40 pm
wow, that’s true indeed.
April 26th, 2004 at 7:55 am
Great American Hero, Didnt even want to do interviews because he said it was his duty, not a publicity stunt.
April 26th, 2004 at 4:58 pm
Truly courageous, however… What about the friend of mine that was shot? What about the 4 soldiers that died Saturday? What ab…
I think I’ve made my point. While his actions truly are commendable, he is no more or less a hero than all the soldiers who have died, those who will die and those that narrowly escape death.
April 27th, 2004 at 7:52 am
You are absolutely right. As a matter of fact, I would be willing to bet that Pat Tillman would have feel the same way. Everyone who is fighting for this country is a true American hero.
May 5th, 2004 at 12:58 pm
On behalf of all the women and men in the armed forces. Thanks for the support. I have no desire to go to war but being in the Marines I know I have a very good chance of being sent to Iraq within the next year or two. I will do whatever my country needs me to do. It hits home when the guys dieing are the guys that were here where I am at just a year or ago. There were 2 USMC lieutenants die last month, in the chow hall they have 2 places setup for them at a table with their pictures. Anyway a lot of staff here remebers them and some of the guys that knew them when they were here.
Thanks again
2nd Lt. Gongre
USMC