John Kerry is a douchebag but I’m voting for him anyway Is a pretty interesting website, and a fairly entertaining read. Give it a try? You’ll at least get a laugh at some of the antics of Alan Blevins, the writer.


What about you, are you voting for a Douchebag or a Bush? (That’s a rhetorical question, douchebag)

There were tens of thousands of men and women in attendance.

The FBI wants to see what you type. They’re trying to convince the government to require Internet service providers, instant-messaging services like AOL’s AIM, MSN’s Messenger to build in
backdoors for “easy wiretapping” (or key logging). As if this wasn’t bad enough, they’re trying to be secretive about it. Instead of going to Congress for approval,
the FBI and the DEA are pressing the FCC to move forward with it.

See the full story. You be the judge.

$2.27 for a gallon of gasoline in South Florida……………IF ONLY we could drill for oil in Alaska, gas prices would be much lower, I tell a few of my coworkers this morning.

We can’t rely strictly on foreign oil anymore.

To make matters worse, my new girlfriend lives an hour away, and seeing her means………you guessed it…..using up more fuel than usual.

“But wait a minute,” my HORRIFIED coworkers exclaim.

“I would rather pay higher gas prices than destroy the Alaskan environment,” one little tart, who has probably never been more than 500 miles away from Florida, says to me.

Not that she has a valid point or anything.

From what I understand, we would be drilling on land roughly the size of two football fields. Plus, the Alaskan locals are all for it. Plus, the EPA bureaucrats, I assure you, will be around! And the oil companies, desperate for good public relations, won’t allow anything untoward to happen.

But nooooooooooo………..dirt worshipers say Mother Earth is more important to them than my wallet.

Fair enough!!!!

If money is no object with environmentalists, then I’m certain they won’t mind helping me out.

They can either do one of two things: (1) Pay my gas bills via http://www.paypal.com or (2) Kiss my pasty white ass!

I’m accepting payments under the e-mail address right_wing_southerner@yahoo.com

Remember, this is only applicable to those who believe we SHOULD NOT be drilling in Alaska.

Let’s see how much the precious environment takes precedence over YOUR own pocketbook (assuming you hippies don’t spend it all on dope, which you guys MUST be smoking).

Stupid environmentalists!

Chinese-born artist Guo Jian is pictured in front of one of his
paintings on show in his Sydney studio March 23, 2004. The painting, titled
‘Demonstrator’ refers to an incident where he was taught to kill while in
China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA). Guo, 40, is one of the many avant-garde
Chinese artists who have moved overseas since the 1989 Tiananmen pro-democracy
protest, which China still labels as counter-revolutionary. (Will
Burgess/Reuters)

Jian’s art has symbolic representation mostly dealing with China, in some political or cultural fashion. He was only able to freely create once he fled China after what happened at Tiananman Square.

I found an interesting
interview with him, where he talked about Tiananmen Square, his father, and
propaganda art.  I wish America would embrace more artists like this. 
Hooray for Australia.
You can see a decent gallery
of artwork created by Guo Jian, at the Ray
Hughes Gallery.

What happened to taking responsibility for one’s action? We’ve lately become a country wrought with frivolous lawsuits, and we’ve become quite a litigous nation. I’m damned sick of it.

Jodie Pisco of Reno is suing Coors over her son’s death in an accident. Her son, 19 years of age, drank Coors at a party and decided, rather stupidly, to take his girlfriend’s car out for a ride. He then ran that car into a pole and killed himself.

Drinking + car = death. This isn’t rocket science.


Jodie contends that Coors has failed in its duty to protect the country’s youth from drinking.

LAME.


Her suit accuses Coors of “glorifying a culture of youth, sex, and glamour while hiding the dangers of alcohol abuse and addiction”.


You know what? Our country seems to be glorifying a culture of irresponsibility, shitheadedness, and idiocy. Hey, I’m sorry for the death of her son, but Coors didn’t shove a beer in his hand. Neither did it point a gun to his drunk head and make him drive a car. He decided to do this all on his own.



Hey dumbass–PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY– Look it up.

The NCTimes is reporting that Comedy musician “Weird” Al Yankovic’s parents were both found dead in their California home. They died of carbon monoxide poisoning; they had a fire set but the flue wasn’t opened. Smoke had filled the house by the time they were found.