You shat on a turtle?

July 23rd, 2003

I went to vino’s tonight in Little Rock and it just so happened that I needed to take a “pit stop”. In the bathroom stall in which I sat read the following on the wall:

Here I sit, broken-hearted
I tried to shit but only farted.
An Hour later, I took a chance–
I tried to fart, but shit my pants.

That’s pretty funny–I hadn’t heard it before.

2 Responses to “You shat on a turtle?”

  1. anonymous said:

    April 5th, 2004 at 12:37 am

    yes

  2. Billy said:

    November 16th, 2004 at 2:31 pm

    that’s pretty funny

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