I recently watched a movie called “How to loose a guy in 10 days”. After seeing it, I came up with 10 things missing from this movie.

10 things that could make a guy leave your punk ass in a hurry:

1. Fart in front of your man. If you really want to lose him, outfart him.

2. Wreck his car. That’s right, I said it. You want him to leave you? Wreck his antique. He’ll hate you for it, and leave.

3. Tell him your pregnant, wait until he’s convinced, and then tell him the truth. If he has half a brain, he’ll leave.

4. Give him a pet cat. There’s nothing worse than the smell of ammonia (read: cat piss) on hid new carpet.

5. Get an Ex-boyfriend (or someone to pose as one) to beat him up. This should leave him black-eyed and bruised-tailed. He’ll bolt as soon as he can walk again.

6. Turn his PC into the RIAA. That’d make him good and pissed off. On top of that, they’re sure to sue him for everything he has. He’ll have no choice to leave you because he’ll be in jail. (Use this at your own risk)

7. Run up an astronomical cellphone bill. I’m not talking 4 or 500 dollars. I mean run up a 4 or 5,000 dollar bill. He’ll leave you eventually.

8. Sell all his ________(insert his favorite toy)_______ on ebay. For some people this would be Star Wars memoriabilia. For me, it’d be my old school coin collection.

9. Throw parties at his place while he’s not there, and break stuff–lots of stuff.

10. This one really shouldn’t be used–by anyone: Have rough sex with him and claim rape. This technique is featured in a recent movie called “The Life of David Gale”. You want a man to leave you? This is a surefire way of doing it. It also has the potential of getting your own ass put in jail. Be warned.